God hates toast

If you are an amazing Canadian man, you might recognize this title.

I have a buddy named Dallas.

Dallas is Canadian... and amazing, even by Canadian rule, which is far more strict in recognizing someone as awesome.

Well, he has a foto album entitled "God hates toast" and I have always found that title amusing so i thought i would try to construct an entry off of it.

Maybe a top ten list would suffice.... So, with toast as a standard,  I hereby submit the top 20 inanimate objects that God might hate.


The top 20 inanimate objects that God might hate.

1. lint
2. hand lotion
3. post-its
4. dead cats
5. fingernail clippings
6. plastic cups
7. eye boogers
8. macs
9. popcorn
10. bad coffee
11. clothing from the 1980's
12. candy corn
13. mechanical pencils
14. pudding
15. ironing boards
16. bananas
17. mayonnaise
18. light beer
19. feathers
20. toast

This might be my most insightful entry to date.